Officers

The Ancient and Honorable Order of E Clampus Vitus

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Victor Mena – Noble Grand Humbug

Matthew “Metric” El Colchone Ebert – Vice Noble Grand Humbug
Frrd Eldred – Grand Noble Recorder
Joshua Skynyrd Ecv LaChew – Gold Dust Receiver
Travis Stransky – Hangman
Rob Day – Grand Musician
Craig Lindgren- Roisterous I̶s̶c̶u̶t̶i̶s̶
Steve Festus Henry – Royal Matrix
Brian Sergeant Major Staples* – Clamps Petrix
Unsatisfactory – Clamps Matrix
Roofie Tom Gonzalez – Clamps Vitrix
Kurtis Lindsay –  ̶D̶a̶m̶n̶ ̶F̶o̶o̶l̶ ̶D̶o̶o̶r̶k̶e̶e̶p̶e̶r̶ ̶#̶1̶
Bud Toto Gibson – Damn Fool Doorkeeper #2

Don Asher – CLAMPATRIARCH
Reid Slayden – DEAD SALMON
Tim Pearce – Vitruscan Overlord
Jeff Johnson – CLAMPHISTORIAN
Geno Oliver – HAWKER FOR LIFE
Ken Moser – Proctor (not Proctologist)

601’s 

Clown Boy Doug Mattise, Morgan Caldwell, Travisty Stransky, Bryan Staples, Cockblocker Mike, Morgan Caldwell, Buster Hyman, Pat Schmid, Nick Nicosia, Greg Goodwill

Community Parade Organizer – Bud Toto Gibson
Bonafide Barker – Brett “Short, Round, But Mighty Cute” Stockwell
Robert Gonzalez – Domus Maximus

…and so recorded.

* they just made this one up to see who’s paying attention.