Author: Jefe

The Ancient and Honorable Order of E Clampus Vitus

Tim’s Junque Trip Rough draft

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Owen Ritchie XnGH 47 JCB 1864

Owen Ritchie, War hero, Helicopter survivor and XNGH #47 JCB 1864 has gone to the Silver Hills after a long battle with the effects of Agent Orange in Nocona Texas. What say the Bretheran?

Julia’s 6019 Junk Book

Valerien E. Collier March 16, 1938 – July 29, 2012 Val E. Collier, Beloved Husband, Father, Grandfather and Great Grandfather passed away at the age of 74 in Reno NV on Sunday July 29th 2012. Val was born in Niagara Falls NY, at 8 years old he moved to Sonoma CA, where at the age…
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Jess’s 2012 Junk Book, Clamper History

Julia’s Unequivocal Nevada Klampout #43 Fremont’s Castle Nevada clamper year6017 Brought to you by Julia C. Bulette chapter 1864, E Clampus Vitus Researched and interpreted by Jeffrey D. Johnson XNGH, Clamphistorian Envisioned by Noble Grand Humbug Jess Davis Bonafide by General Geno Oliver XNGH, and current Proctor Cover photo Valley of the Mud Lakes, F.…
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Junk 2011 final draft

Julia’s Unequivocal Nevada Klampout #32 Smoke Creek Nevada clamper year6016 Brought to you by Julia C. Bulette chapter 1864, E Clampus Vitus Researched and interpreted by Jeffrey D. Johnson XNGH, Clamphistorian Envisioned by Vice Noble Humbug Jess Davis Requisitioned by Noble Grand Humbug Russ Bream Bonafide by General Geno Oliver XNGH, and current Proctor Cover…
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CLAMPER OF THE YEAR: DAIL TURNEY!

Julia is proud to clampgradulate X Sublime Noble Grand Humbug Dail Turney, CLAMPER of the YEAR!

Story with a moral

Now I know there’s things worse that make cowpunchers curse, and I reckon it’s happened to us all. Though it is years since, you bet, when I think of it yet, it still makes my old innards crawl. I was makin a ride to bring in an old hide. That hadn’t shown up in the…
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The Grand Wazoo

You might think my hat is funny, but I don’t. I’m The Grand Wazoo. Keeper of the mystic scrolls. And rolls of parchment from the lodge. And I’m a veteran. Every day on coffee break at the hardware store, I tell Fred: What do you expect because we play pranks during the… initiation. I’m the…
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All the info on what we will explore on the Junk trip next week

J.U.N.K. Introduction By General Geno Oliver … As you you are coming into the Big Smoky Valley from the west, on the right, about a half mile from the turn onto SR 376, this would be the southwest section, This was called Frontier. It consisted of a restaurant, Motel, a couple small homes and a…
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