The Grand Wazoo

You might think my hat is funny, but I don’t.
I’m The Grand Wazoo.
Keeper of the mystic scrolls.
And rolls of parchment from the lodge.
And I’m a veteran.
Every day on coffee break at the hardware store, I tell Fred:
What do you expect because we play pranks during the… initiation.

I’m the Grand Wazoo.

I’m the Grand Wazoo.
I’m the Grand Wazoo.

I’m the Grand Wazoo, from the hardware store.
Fuck you if you don’t like my hat.